im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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