Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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