I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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