You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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