OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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