I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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