Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
lets start a swedish sibling band together
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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