sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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