i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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