I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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