ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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