I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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