I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
there was a trapeze. enough said
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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