its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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