he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
The beers last night were like the tears from god
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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