if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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