I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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