Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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