what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
