Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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