But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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