Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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