batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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