I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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