i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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