I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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