There is no way he is gay with that hair.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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