kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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