IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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