The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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