I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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