I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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