I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
The feeling are messing with the penis
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
how does that bad decision feel?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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