Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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