I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
either way he was missing a nipple.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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