whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize
