Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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