I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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