I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
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I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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