I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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