That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Just high enough for therapy.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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