D3 body, D1 cock
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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