I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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