Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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