she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
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