AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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