At least make sure they are 18
Why
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
