she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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