I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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