I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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