So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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