im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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