puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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