On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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