So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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