yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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