Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
There r osticjed everywhere
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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